IC INBOX - PHANRIFT

[founderinglight]

one for sorrow, two for mirth
three for marriage, four for birth
five for the truth and six for lying
seven for sickness, eight for dying
nine for silver, ten for gold
eleven for a secret that shall never be told
twelve for the moon, thirteen for the sky
fourteen for the accursed unable to die
and fifteen for my heart's last desire
a new day's dawn, reborn in fire



Izunia Lucis Caelum
Keystone Station Room #11
Network @elevencrows

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[founderinglight]

I'm not jealous, I am well-taken-care-of. You two are just very active.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Yeah we are. Only times we're not is, like, religious holidays annnnd when we're transformed into things we aren't keen to get it on with. Always lost time to make up for.

Vigorously. [church stop]

[burninglight]

Darling, don't tease him just because he's less active in his old age.

[founderinglight]

It's not old age, you were always the horny one.

[There he said it.]

[motherfucking_ghost]

Good, then I sure as hell picked the right one. Having a human body is like, whoa, why don't we all just feel super good all the time, right?

[burninglight]

I am a highly responsible adult.

[can y'all not]

[founderinglight]

Yes, yes, I've already acknowledged you are a perfect, terrible match, what more do you want?

[motherfucking_ghost]

For you to fuck off and die, but meh, if wishes were horses.

[...]

I don't actually know how that saying ends.

[burninglight]

[...he's trying not to laugh. really. he's honestly trying.]

[founderinglight]

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Isn't it fishes...?

[motherfucking_ghost]

...If wishes were fishes, the ocean wouldn't be in critical danger of being overfished and dying?

[burninglight]

If wishes were Leviathan, you'd both still be stupid.

[founderinglight]

And you'd still be a pot describing a kettle and a frying pan.

[motherfucking_ghost]

You love me stupid. What would you fucks ever do if I was smart?

[burninglight]

Fear for the safety of the multiverse.

[founderinglight]

Relax a bit knowing that my idiot brother has someone who will tell him when an idea's too reckless for even him?

[These are very different answers.]

[motherfucking_ghost]

I think it depends on what you count as 'too reckless', I-man. Is arson too reckless? Because if so, you're fucked.

[burninglight]

It's all in the application. A little well-placed arson never hurt anyone.

...Just a building or two.

[founderinglight]

...As the responsible former ruler of a country, I should tell you no arson.

As your brother, fuck that, occasionally things need to burn.

[motherfucking_ghost]

And hell, you've seen the show. Half the time I'm the one having the questionable ideas. Not so much in this season, but, y'know. [He still tried to lash together a hoverboard of roombas to ride.]